Eip micro

eip micro is eip's secondborn child.

Notable details

• His birthday isn't as cool as eip mini's. We tried, but some plans just get ruined.
• Occupation: screaming
• If we were following male primogeniture, eip micro would be the heir apparent of Durriesberg, but we aren't, so he isn't.

Life events

Official records regarding the life of eip micro are incomplete and subject to classification.

• ██/██/20██ — Initial emergence. Details withheld.
• Event Code M-███: [CLASSIFIED]
• ██ minutes after [REDACTED], containment was re-established.
• Notable interaction logged with Destiny (cat); 2x superficial wounds on face. Medical attention not required.
• [DATA EXPUNGED] in connection with eip mini.
• Further incidents remain under seal until 20██.

Access to unredacted files requires clearance level ███ or higher.

Family

• eip
• eip's wife
• Destiny
• Kismet
• eip mini