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'''[[11 | '''[[11:34 a.m.]]''' is a time of day with no particular importance, which has not stopped us from documenting it at length. It is 34 minutes after [[11:00 a.m.]] and 26 minutes before [[12:00 p.m.]], meaning it is technically closer to noon by four minutes, which is the sort of fact that feels smart while accomplishing nothing. Cultural lore credits 11:34 a.m. as prime time for unfortunate digestive events and, depending on how you read certain wall art in [[wikipedia:Pompeii|Pompeii]], for enthusiastic acts of sucking dick. | ||
''See also'': [[Time]], [[Calculator spelling]], [[wikipedia:Chronobiology|chronobiology that is absolutely not peer reviewed]]. | ''See also'': [[Time]], [[Calculator spelling]], [[wikipedia:Chronobiology|chronobiology that is absolutely not peer reviewed]]. | ||
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11:34 a.m. is a time of day with no particular importance, which has not stopped us from documenting it at length. It is 34 minutes after 11:00 a.m. and 26 minutes before 12:00 p.m., meaning it is technically closer to noon by four minutes, which is the sort of fact that feels smart while accomplishing nothing. Cultural lore credits 11:34 a.m. as prime time for unfortunate digestive events and, depending on how you read certain wall art in Pompeii, for enthusiastic acts of sucking dick. See also: Time, Calculator spelling, chronobiology that is absolutely not peer reviewed.
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