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Created page with "{{short description|Minute of the day}} {{about|the specific time of day|the year AD 1134|1134}} == 11:34 a.m. == '''11:34 a.m.''' is a specific time of day occurring in the late morning, 34 minutes past eleven o'clock ante meridiem (11:00 a.m.). It is notable for being temporally situated '''4 minutes closer to 12:00 midday than to 11:00 a.m.''', marking the transition from the late-morning hour towards noon. == Relation to Other Times == * 11:00 a.m. — exactl..." |
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== 11:34 a.m. == | == 11:34 a.m. == | ||
'''11:34 a.m.''' is a | '''11:34 a.m.''' is a time of day occurring in the late morning. It is precisely 34 minutes past eleven o'clock and therefore closer to [[12:00 p.m.]] by four minutes than it is to [[11:00 a.m.]]. This makes it a completely unremarkable temporal coordinate, yet somehow people insist on writing about it anyway. | ||
== Context == | == Context == | ||
Within the [[24-hour clock]], 11:34 a.m. is represented as '''11:34'''. It is commonly situated within the morning half of the day, unless you woke up at noon, in which case you are already late for everything. | |||
== Notability == | == Notability == | ||
* 11:34 a.m. is the most common time of day for a person to shart. | * 11:34 a.m. is the most common time of day for a person to shart. | ||
* | * Various erotic wall paintings in [[w:Pompeii]] have been interpreted to show a sundial set to 11:34 a.m. during which one figure is unambiguously sucking dick. Scholars note that this is technically art history, though few are proud to cite it. This makes 11:34 a.m. also the most common time of day for dick to be sucked. | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* | * When entered on a calculator and turned upside down, “1134” spells “hEll,” which is exactly where this article belongs. | ||
* 11:34 a.m. | * 11:34 a.m. falls at roughly 47.5% of a 24-hour day, which means you are already almost halfway through and still have not achieved anything meaningful. | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Time]] | * [[w:Time]] | ||
* [[11:00 a.m.]] | * [[11:00 a.m.]] | ||
* [[12:00 p.m.]] | * [[12:00 p.m.]] | ||
* [[Calculator spelling]] | * [[Calculator spelling]] | ||
== References == | == References == | ||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
Revision as of 23:56, 22 August 2025
About: the specific time of day • See also the year AD 1134
11:34 a.m.
11:34 a.m. is a time of day occurring in the late morning. It is precisely 34 minutes past eleven o'clock and therefore closer to 12:00 p.m. by four minutes than it is to 11:00 a.m.. This makes it a completely unremarkable temporal coordinate, yet somehow people insist on writing about it anyway.
Context
Within the 24-hour clock, 11:34 a.m. is represented as 11:34. It is commonly situated within the morning half of the day, unless you woke up at noon, in which case you are already late for everything.
Notability
- 11:34 a.m. is the most common time of day for a person to shart.
- Various erotic wall paintings in w:Pompeii have been interpreted to show a sundial set to 11:34 a.m. during which one figure is unambiguously sucking dick. Scholars note that this is technically art history, though few are proud to cite it. This makes 11:34 a.m. also the most common time of day for dick to be sucked.
Trivia
- When entered on a calculator and turned upside down, “1134” spells “hEll,” which is exactly where this article belongs.
- 11:34 a.m. falls at roughly 47.5% of a 24-hour day, which means you are already almost halfway through and still have not achieved anything meaningful.