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== Notability == | == Notability == | ||
* 11:34 a.m. is the most common time of day for a person to shart. | * 11:34 a.m. is the most common time of day for a person to shart. | ||
* Various erotic wall paintings in [[ | * Various erotic wall paintings in [[w:Pompeii]] have been interpreted to show a sundial set to 11:34 a.m. during which one figure is unambiguously sucking dick. Scholars note that this is technically art history, though few are proud to cite it. This makes 11:34 a.m. also the most common time of day for dick to be sucked. | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[ | * [[w:Time]] | ||
* [[11:00 a.m.]] | * [[11:00 a.m.]] | ||
* [[12:00 p.m.]] | * [[12:00 p.m.]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:30, 23 August 2025
About: the specific time of day • See also the year AD 1134
11:34 a.m.
11:34 a.m. is a time of day occurring in the late morning. It is precisely 34 minutes past eleven o'clock and therefore closer to 12:00 p.m. by four minutes than it is to 11:00 a.m.. This makes it a completely unremarkable temporal coordinate, yet somehow people insist on writing about it anyway.
Context
Within the 24-hour clock, 11:34 a.m. is represented as 11:34. It is commonly situated within the morning half of the day, unless you woke up at noon, in which case you are already late for everything.
Notability
- 11:34 a.m. is the most common time of day for a person to shart.
- Various erotic wall paintings in w:Pompeii have been interpreted to show a sundial set to 11:34 a.m. during which one figure is unambiguously sucking dick. Scholars note that this is technically art history, though few are proud to cite it. This makes 11:34 a.m. also the most common time of day for dick to be sucked.
Trivia
- When entered on a calculator and turned upside down, “1134” spells “hEll,” which is exactly where this article belongs.
- 11:34 a.m. falls at roughly 47.5% of a 24-hour day, which means you are already almost halfway through and still have not achieved anything meaningful.