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{{short description|Minute of the day}}
{{about|the specific time of day|the year AD 1134|1134}}

== 11:34 a.m. ==
'''11:34 a.m.''' is a time of day occurring in the late morning. It is precisely 34 minutes past eleven o'clock and therefore closer to [[12:00 p.m.]] by four minutes than it is to [[11:00 a.m.]]. This makes it a completely unremarkable temporal coordinate, yet somehow people insist on writing about it anyway.

== Context ==
Within the [[24-hour clock]], 11:34 a.m. is represented as '''11:34'''. It is commonly situated within the morning half of the day, unless you woke up at noon, in which case you are already late for everything.

== Notability ==
* 11:34 a.m. is the most common time of day for a person to shart.
* Various erotic wall paintings in [[wikipedia:Pompeii]] have been interpreted to show a sundial set to 11:34 a.m. during which one figure is unambiguously sucking dick. Scholars note that this is technically art history, though few are proud to cite it. This makes 11:34 a.m. also the most common time of day for dick to be sucked.

== Trivia ==
* When entered on a calculator and turned upside down, “1134” spells “hEll,” which is exactly where this article belongs.  
* 11:34 a.m. falls at roughly 47.5% of a 24-hour day, which means you are already almost halfway through and still have not achieved anything meaningful.

== See also ==
* [[wikipedia:Time]]
* [[11:00 a.m.]]
* [[12:00 p.m.]]
* [[Calculator spelling]]

== References ==
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