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Eipadmin at 02:06, 25 August 2025

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	* …that “1134” upside down spells “hEll,” which is both a calculator trick and a review of our editorial process.		* …that “1134” upside down spells “hEll,” which is both a calculator trick and a review of our editorial process.
	* …that [[wp:HTTP\|HTTP]] status <span style="white-space:nowrap;">418 I’m a teapot</span> is legally binding if you believe hard enough.		* …that [[wp:HTTP\|HTTP]] status <span style="white-space:nowrap;">418 I’m a teapot</span> is legally binding if you believe hard enough.
	* …that you can write [[~~wikipedia:~~Special:Random\|a better article than this one]] right now, statistically speaking.		* …that you can write [[Special:Random\|a better article than this one]] right now, statistically speaking.
	* …that if your edit triggers the captcha three times in a row, the captcha starts judging you.		* …that if your edit triggers the captcha three times in a row, the captcha starts judging you.

Eipadmin at 02:05, 25 August 2025

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Eipadmin at 01:35, 23 August 2025

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	~~<div style~~=~~"border:1px solid #aaa; background:#fefefe; padding:0.5em; margin:0.5em 0;">~~		{{ambox
	This main page '''Sucked My Dick'''. If you know how to make it suck less, be bold and fix it.		\| type = content
	~~</div>~~		\| text = This main page '''Sucked my Dick'''. If you know how to make it suck less, be bold and fix it. If you make it worse, that’s also content.
			}}

	== About ==		== About ==
	This is a small, deeply serious encyclopedia. It uses [[~~wikipedia~~:~~MediaWiki\|~~MediaWiki]] because we like pretending we’re professional while writing about things like [[11.34 a.m.\|the least important minute of the day]].		This is a small, deeply serious encyclopedia. It uses [[w:MediaWiki]] because we like pretending we’re professional while writing about things like [[11:34 a.m.\|the least important minute of the day]].

	* To create a page, do not, because you can't.		* To create a page, do not, because you can't.
	* To link to Wikipedia, use interwiki shorthand like [[~~wikipedia~~:~~Time\|this extremely ambitious concept~~]].		* To link to Wikipedia, use interwiki shorthand like <nowiki>[[w:penis]]</nowiki>.
	* To stay safe from spambots, we make you answer questions that a calculator could solve but a bot apparently cannot.		* To stay safe from spambots, we make you answer questions that a calculator could solve but a bot apparently cannot.

Eipadmin at 00:17, 23 August 2025

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	== Featured article ==		== Featured article ==
	'''[[11.34 a.m.]]''' is a time of day with no particular importance, which has not stopped us from documenting it at length. It is 34 minutes after [[11:00 a.m.]] and 26 minutes before [[12:00 p.m.]], meaning it is technically closer to noon by four minutes, which is the sort of fact that feels smart while accomplishing nothing. Cultural lore credits 11:34 a.m. as prime time for unfortunate digestive events and, depending on how you read certain wall art in [[wikipedia:Pompeii\|Pompeii]], for enthusiastic acts of sucking dick.		'''[[11:34 a.m.]]''' is a time of day with no particular importance, which has not stopped us from documenting it at length. It is 34 minutes after [[11:00 a.m.]] and 26 minutes before [[12:00 p.m.]], meaning it is technically closer to noon by four minutes, which is the sort of fact that feels smart while accomplishing nothing. Cultural lore credits 11:34 a.m. as prime time for unfortunate digestive events and, depending on how you read certain wall art in [[wikipedia:Pompeii\|Pompeii]], for enthusiastic acts of sucking dick.
	''See also'': [[Time]], [[Calculator spelling]], [[wikipedia:Chronobiology\|chronobiology that is absolutely not peer reviewed]].		''See also'': [[Time]], [[Calculator spelling]], [[wikipedia:Chronobiology\|chronobiology that is absolutely not peer reviewed]].

Eipadmin at 00:17, 23 August 2025

2025-08-23T00:17:30Z

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	~~{{ambox~~		<div style="border:1px solid #aaa; background:#fefefe; padding:0.5em; margin:0.5em 0;">
	~~\| type~~ = ~~content~~		This main page '''Sucked My Dick'''. If you know how to make it suck less, be bold and fix it.
	~~\| text =~~ This main page '''Sucked My Dick'''. If you know how to make it suck less, be bold and fix it~~. If you make it worse, that’s also content~~.		</div>
	}}

	== About ==		== About ==
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	== Did you know… ==		== Did you know… ==
	* …that “1134” upside down spells “hEll,” which is both a calculator trick and a review of our editorial process.		* …that “1134” upside down spells “hEll,” which is both a calculator trick and a review of our editorial process.
	* …that [[wikipedia:HTTP\|HTTP]] status {{nowrap\|418 I’m a teapot}} is legally binding if you believe hard enough.		* …that [[wikipedia:HTTP\|HTTP]] status <span style="white-space:nowrap;">418 I’m a teapot</span> is legally binding if you believe hard enough.
	* …that you can write [[wikipedia:Special:Random\|a better article than this one]] right now, statistically speaking.		* …that you can write [[wikipedia:Special:Random\|a better article than this one]] right now, statistically speaking.
	* …that if your edit triggers the captcha three times in a row, the captcha starts judging you.		* …that if your edit triggers the captcha three times in a row, the captcha starts judging you.

Eipadmin at 00:16, 23 August 2025

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-<strong>MediaWiki has been installed.</strong>
+{| class="mainpage-top-box" style="width:100%; background:#f8f9fa; border:1px solid #a2a9b1; padding:0.8em;"
-Consult the [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Help:Contents User's Guide] for information on using the wiki software.
+{{ambox
-== Getting started ==
+== About ==
-* [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Manual:Configuration_settings Configuration settings list]
+This is a small, deeply serious encyclopedia. It uses [[wikipedia:MediaWiki|MediaWiki]] because we like pretending we’re professional while writing about things like [[11.34 a.m.|the least important minute of the day]].
-* [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Manual:FAQ MediaWiki FAQ]
-* [https://lists.wikimedia.org/postorius/lists/mediawiki-announce.lists.wikimedia.org/ MediaWiki release mailing list]
+* To create a page, do not, because you can't.
-* [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Localisation#Translation_resources Localise MediaWiki for your language]
+* To link to Wikipedia, use interwiki shorthand like [[wikipedia:Time|this extremely ambitious concept]].
-* [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Manual:Combating_spam Learn how to combat spam on your wiki]
+* To stay safe from spambots, we make you answer questions that a calculator could solve but a bot apparently cannot.

MediaWiki default at 22:52, 22 August 2025

2025-08-22T22:52:30Z

New page

<strong>MediaWiki has been installed.</strong>

Consult the [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Help:Contents User's Guide] for information on using the wiki software.

== Getting started ==
* [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Manual:Configuration_settings Configuration settings list]
* [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Manual:FAQ MediaWiki FAQ]
* [https://lists.wikimedia.org/postorius/lists/mediawiki-announce.lists.wikimedia.org/ MediaWiki release mailing list]
* [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Localisation#Translation_resources Localise MediaWiki for your language]
* [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Manual:Combating_spam Learn how to combat spam on your wiki]

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	== About ==		== About ==
	This is a small, deeply serious encyclopedia. It uses [[w:MediaWiki]] because we like pretending we’re professional while writing about things like [[11:34 a.m.\|the least important minute of the day]].		This is a small, deeply serious encyclopedia. It uses [[wp:MediaWiki]] because we like pretending we’re professional while writing about things like [[11:34 a.m.\|the least important minute of the day]].

	* To create a page, do not, because you can't.		* To create a page, do not, because you can't.
	* To link to Wikipedia, use interwiki shorthand like <nowiki>[[w:penis]]</nowiki>.		* To link to Wikipedia, use interwiki shorthand like <nowiki>[[wp:penis]]</nowiki>.
	* To stay safe from spambots, we make you answer questions that a calculator could solve but a bot apparently cannot.		* To stay safe from spambots, we make you answer questions that a calculator could solve but a bot apparently cannot.

	== Featured article ==		== Featured article ==
	'''[[11:34 a.m.]]''' is a time of day with no particular importance, which has not stopped us from documenting it at length. It is 34 minutes after [[11:00 a.m.]] and 26 minutes before [[12:00 p.m.]], meaning it is technically closer to noon by four minutes, which is the sort of fact that feels smart while accomplishing nothing. Cultural lore credits 11:34 a.m. as prime time for unfortunate digestive events and, depending on how you read certain wall art in [[~~wikipedia~~:Pompeii\|Pompeii]], for enthusiastic acts of sucking dick.		'''[[11:34 a.m.]]''' is a time of day with no particular importance, which has not stopped us from documenting it at length. It is 34 minutes after [[wp:11:00 a.m.]] and 26 minutes before [[wp:12:00 p.m.]], meaning it is technically closer to noon by four minutes, which is the sort of fact that feels smart while accomplishing nothing. Cultural lore credits 11:34 a.m. as prime time for unfortunate digestive events and, depending on how you read certain wall art in [[wp:Pompeii\|Pompeii]], for enthusiastic acts of sucking dick.
	''See also'': [[Time]], [[Calculator spelling]], [[~~wikipedia~~:Chronobiology\|chronobiology that is absolutely not peer reviewed]].		''See also'': [[wp:Time]], [[wp:Calculator spelling]], [[wp:Chronobiology\|chronobiology that is absolutely not peer reviewed]].

	== In the news ==		== In the news ==
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	* A piece of software worked after clearing cookies. Historians will debate the implications for centuries.		* A piece of software worked after clearing cookies. Historians will debate the implications for centuries.
	* The sysadmin set `$wgServer` to HTTPS and the site stopped gaslighting everyone. Progress.		* The sysadmin set `$wgServer` to HTTPS and the site stopped gaslighting everyone. Progress.
			* Interwiki prefixes are now correctly hidden. By force. Deadly, overbearing force. Tremble, little letters.

	== Did you know… ==		== Did you know… ==
	* …that “1134” upside down spells “hEll,” which is both a calculator trick and a review of our editorial process.		* …that “1134” upside down spells “hEll,” which is both a calculator trick and a review of our editorial process.
	* …that [[~~wikipedia~~:HTTP\|HTTP]] status <span style="white-space:nowrap;">418 I’m a teapot</span> is legally binding if you believe hard enough.		* …that [[wp:HTTP\|HTTP]] status <span style="white-space:nowrap;">418 I’m a teapot</span> is legally binding if you believe hard enough.
	* …that you can write [[wikipedia:Special:Random\|a better article than this one]] right now, statistically speaking.		* …that you can write [[wikipedia:Special:Random\|a better article than this one]] right now, statistically speaking.
	* …that if your edit triggers the captcha three times in a row, the captcha starts judging you.		* …that if your edit triggers the captcha three times in a row, the captcha starts judging you.